Friday, March 14, 2014

8 Things That Should Always Be Cold

1.      Ice cream – Peanut butter cup ice cream is only good if it causes peanut butter cup-induced brain freeze.

2.      Snow – Imagine sledding or skiing in a bikini. It just wouldn’t be right. Cold is part of what makes snow so pristine.

3.      Sangria – Fruit meets booze on the rocks. Has to be cold. Must be.

4.      Christmas – I went to Disney once at Christmas and it was weird. After thirty-something cold Christmases, a gal can’t just go warm all of a sudden.

5.      Watermelon – The juice dribbling down your chin in a cold stream is half the fun of eating watermelon. Room temp melon is just wrong.

6.      Air conditioning – Blast it, baby. No such thing as too cold.

7.      The Arctic – C’mon. The polar bears need ice and shit. Save the Arctic.

8.      Villains’ hearts – I like over-the-top villains who don’t think twice about being cold and nasty.

What would you add to this list?

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Leah St. James said...

I'm so with you on Christmas! Hot is for fairs and carnivals, not Christmas. Maybe it's what you're used to as a child, or maybe it's the marketing. Even friends in Florida tell me they long for a snowy Christmas just once.

I agree about villains, too. I love writing bad guys, digging deep into those cold, dark recesses of their psyches.

Liz Flaherty said...

Countertop. If it's in a story, it needs to be cold against heated skin. If you have a headache, you can put your forehead against its coolness and get comfort. Etc. (I'm in a Florida condo--the only space to work is at the counter. I've felt a lot of it this winter. It's always cold.)

Jannine Gallant said...

Lately it's been really cold at night but not snowing. The result--dampness on the path through the woods freezes beneath the surface, buckles a little and crunches when you walk on it. Love that sound for some reason!