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Some days I get so frustrated trying to figure out what to blog about.
Some days I get so frustrated trying to figure out what to blog about.
In
April, we adopted a new black kitten named Bolt. Much like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, my four-year-old
daughter, Miss Bear, likes to hug him too tightly.
Recently,
I rescued the cat from Miss Bear's stranglehold. I was in a hurry to get out
the door so I could take my daughter to school. Multi-tasking, I carried Bolt
into the backyard, thinking: retrieve the lunchbox drying on the patio, turn
off the sprinklers, go inside, pack Miss Bear's lunch, assemble her backpack, put
on her shoes, and drive her to preschool.
So
I snatched up the lunchbox, twirled, and twisted the knob on the hose
irrigation system. Only, I grabbed the wrong valve, and instead turned on the garden hose.
Under full pressure, the hose turned into a swaying cobra, hitting me full in
the face and soaking the kitten.
Displeased,
Bolt transformed into a hissing demon. Yowling, he climbed my arm to my bare
shoulders where he crouched with four paws of pointy claws embedded in my skin.
The
hose continued to jitterbug about.
Still bent over for fear of dislodging Bolt, I
groped for the valve and finally turned it off. As I pried a wet, unhappy kitten
from my back, an ecstatic thought danced through my mind:
I have
something to blog about!
Cats
are such inspirational creatures, don't you think?
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- Melissa Snark is published with The Wild Rose Press & as an Indie author with five unique titles: A CAT'S TALE, THE MATING GAME, LEARNING TO FLY, THE CHILD THIEF, HUNGER MOON.
- Her Loki's Wolves series includes THE CHILD THIEF, HUNGER MOON AND BATTLE CRY (to be released in 2014).
- She lives in the San Francisco bay area with her husband, three children and a glaring of cats.
- She is a professional cat herder and unrepentant satirist who blogs about books and writing on The Snarkology.
Connect with Melissa Snark:
Email: melissasnark at gmail.com