I am organised as far as my writing is concerned - I don't miss deadlines because of clutter, and my Novel Planner Notebooks are a joy to behold!
But the rest of my life - that's another story. Of course, there's always someone to blame. My better half leaves tools all over the kitchen and newspapers all over the family room. Yes, he cleans up – eventually. And it's not unusual for one or another of our offspring to drop by with 'a box' of stuff they need to store for a while. For 'box' read several large containers. For 'a while' read 'forever'. Even the cats leave their toys all over the rugs.
See, the mess is always someone else's fault.
The sad thing is that I know life is better and easier without clutter. It's just that sometimes I'm so busy with work and writing and family and cooking and life…well, you know what I mean. I just can't keep up. When we became empty nesters I really had high hopes that the tidy parts of the house – the parts kept for visitors to see – would stay fresh and clean and tidy.
Speaking of fat, I note that some of the Roses are looking to lose weight this year. Frankly, I can't see why – they're all gorgeous. Still, I admit I could do to lose a pound or twenty. Maybe if I chase around, bending and picking things up, hoisting boxes to the Value Village thrift store, running the vacuum cleaner, all that abs firming polishing and dusting, maybe I could actually make a dent in that, ahem, extra poundage.
Then I'll hire a cleaner.
Glenys O'Connell is the author of several romance and mystery novels, children's books, award winning plays, and non-fiction works on travel and mental health. And she wonders why she can't keep up with the housework? She shares her large and cluttered home with her long-suffering husband, assorted visiting offspring, several computers, various thirsty houseplants, two exceptionallylazy cats and a variety of dust bunnies.
13 comments:
Sounds like a money making opportunity, Glenys. All you have to do is figure out how to hook the computer keyboard to the treadmill, and we can all sweat our way to thinner thighs and best sellerdom!
Wow Glenys, you sound just like me. I wallow in clutter all the time.
Cheers
Margaret
Funny!
Hey, Glenys, I have a messy hubby, too. The best cleaning tool is when someone from HIS family is coming for a visit. Motivates the heck out of him!
Calvin is a one-way person. He can open a door, but never close it all the way. He can open a drawer, but an inch or two always remains out when he leaves the room. He can drag things out--books, tools, jackets--but can never put them back. I've learned long ago, it's easier to sliently go behind him and straighten what bugs me. Clutter? To a degree, yes. Especially now that I'm writing fulltime. For years I kept an immaculate house becasue that's what everyone expectred of me. Now, I do what I want which is write. Loved your post, Glenys!
I admit it: I can't throw anything away. My solution: HUGE closets, an outside shed and lots of cabinets. With all my stuff inside them my place always looks sooo neat. Just don't open any doors...M. S. Spencer (author of 4 romantic suspense novels, see http://msspencertalespinner.blogspot.com )
mssellsworth - oh, yes - thank heavens for closet and cupboard doors. Just so long as unsuspecting visitors don't open them! Huge closets are good, too, definitely.Thank you for commenting!
Janine - maybe I should write about about making money writing a book on your treadmill, one of those incredibly expensive ebooks full of promises....then we can share the proceeds and have a big party. If we could find someone to organise it.... :-)
Margaret - LOL! Yes, I think I secretly love my clutter. A kind of security blanket, maybe....
Barbara - glad the post gave you a smile. Looking at my cluttered desk, it's either laugh or cry......
Laura - What great motivation....I think I could probably put up with the inlaws if it led to a cleaning frenzy (for DH, not me!)
Vonnie - your DH could be my DH's long lost twin..... and yes, writing is much more fun (most of the time) and much more meaningful than chasing dust bunnies. They just come back, anyway....
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