@GoofyWriter Working at Artist out of Hiding #AOOH weekend. Come on by.
@bff Where are you? Looked all over the place for you. Please respond @GoofyWriter
@GoofyWriter In the front window. All set up with laptop and great writing ideas
@bff Found you. You aren't doing anything.
@GoofyWriter I'm writing. What else does a writer do?
@bff You don't look normal
@GoofyWriter I'm not normal. I'm a writer. I'm supposed to look different
@bff Going home for some props to help
@bff Here, put these on
@GoofyWriter Pajamas??? Who you kidding???
@bff And these
@GoofyWriter Bunny slippers?????
@bff Well, that's what you wear at home.
@GoofyWriter Now I have writer's block. I feel like an idiot and I can't think of a thing to write
@bff Do what you do at home
@GoofyWriter Walk around and babble dialogue
@bff Sure. It works when no one's watching
@GoofyWriter Stood, walked, waved arms in the air, mumbled, ranted
@GoofyWriter Writer's block dented. Sat down and wrote for half an hour
@bff Wash, rinse, repeat
@GoofyWriter Jumping around like a madman and screaming dialogue
@GoofyWriter In the back of a cop car in handcuffs
@GoofyWriter Hey, @bff, can you bail me out?
@bff No longer your bff. You're crazy. Bail yourself out
@GoofyWriter Not LOLing
@bff I am
Betsy Ashton is the author of Mad Max Unintended Consequences published by Koehler Books in March 2013.